get me out!!

yes that's right. get me out! i want out! i want out from the god damned singapore armed forces!! whole ton of bullshit i think it is. well anyway for those of you who don't know what i'm talking about, it's just that this small little country called singapore has something called national service.. and every singaporean male has the obligation to serve 2 years in the army.. so that's where i am now. in the army. and it's not that i just got in or what.. it's just that life keeps getting worse and worse. you can never look forward to the next day because you know it's just gonna be worse. as they always say, "the only good day was yesterday."

note: for those of you who don't wanna hear a thing about the rantings of jit and his opinions on the army, stop reading now.

anyway, as i was saying.. the army. firstly, i think, that in order for people to protect their country, they must first be willing to fight for it right? well i think at least half the god damned army wants out. why? it's the management i tell you. they don't give a damn about their men. we, who stand among the lower ranks, are nothing but grunts or dogs or any other insignificant forms of animal to them. in fact, i think animals lead better lives.. oh yes they do. what's more.. they always tell us.. have you ever wondered why you have to serve in the army? you need to protect your country! your family!! wow! but how the fuck am i supposed to protect my family when i only see them for less than 2 days a week? i don't even know them anymore! i can't fight for someone i don't know! and it's going to carry on this way until august 2006! why?! because i'm made to stay in my camp for the rest of the miserable 5+ days every week.

that's not the only reason why i hate this army. i hate it because it underpays us. i live my life in hell for for 5+ days a week, and what do i get for compensation? i fucking get a measly sum of $450 every month. if i was out there with my design job i could at least earn myself $1400 as my monthly salary. isn't this god damned government supposed to be rich? yes it is. but why are we getting so little? that's where it boils down to the fucking corruption of the fucking lee family. yes everyone knows the white haired balding hypocritical democratic-my-ass god damned mother fucking son of a bitch who wants shouted the words "merdeka!" to the singaporeans back in 1965. piece of shit. all he wanted was power. and power he got. now his entire family rules the parliament. and who do they have to serve as protectors of their playground? us. we, the citizens of fucking singapore. we, the members of the singapore armed forces. armed forces my foot. we're not even properly armed. we're using world war 2 equipment. our signal sets date back to that age, believe me.

well anyway, as if not allowing us to see our families wasn't enough, we also do stupid things in their name. all in the name of fitness.. blah blah blah.. bullshit. i was sent for a bike riding course because of my vocation. i'm a reconnaisance trooper.. i've got to know how to ride my bike to my objective.. and so i got my riding permit in the end.. but during training what do we do? we walk.. yes we walk. with at least 50kg in our packs, filled with stuff we totally do not need out in the field, we go walking and walking and walking. i hardly even get to see my bike. bastards. THE BASTARDS.

and that's not the only thing.. that load in our field packs? it's made up of a whole series of packs that we have to pack in.. like our clothes in one pack, our toiletries in another, etc etc. and the worst part? everyone's pack has to look the same!! we have to pack it the same way! the same ziploc bag size!! and if you don't? ohh you'll get it alright. THE BASTARDS. FUCKING SAF. FUCKING ARMY.

well yeah.. there's a whole lot more to bitch about, but i think i've pissed myself off enough just writing all that crap.

FUCKING ARMY. FUCK THE SAF. FUCK THE PAP. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT. FUCK THE FUCKING WHITE HAIRED BALDING HYPOCRITICAL DEMOCRATIC-MY-ASS HYPOCRITICAL GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH. FUCK THEM ALL!!!